The weekend is here - don't celebrate like this

So we're just about there. The Geezer is about to crack a beer and watch some previews of the games coming up this weekend - or just read this again for all the typos and blatant errors I made.

I'l be watching all the games just for you, and celebrating every goal, red card and stupid moment (as it gives me something to write about next week). But I won't be doing this - mainly as I can't, but also because if I could, I won't remember it as I'd have to be really drunk (and things that happen when you're drunk don't count!).