Stay out of the Championship - it's all a bit weird!

Reading v QPR - should have been a decent game between two teams relegated from the Premier League last year.

I don't know how I wrote that sentence. Was trying to justify this clip. 

The quality of writing on this site is just getting worse!

Can't tackle him? Just hump him instead!

Porto against Benfica, 3-2 and you need the ball back. What do you do? Smash the guy and give away a free-kick or just start humping the guy?

Not really sure what to say about this except the Porto player looks like a giant for some reason.

How not to celebrate; Straight red in my book

It's not a Sunday Funday, this type of thing will leave teeth marks!

I'm not sure what kind of celebration this is, but it seems a little more friendly than a chest bump of a high five!

Celebration? Injury? Who knows, but looks painful

Can anyone explain this?

I have no idea if they are warming up, celebrating a goal, announcing their relationship or just idiots!

Truth be told, I'm not even sure it's a football picture at all !

Sunday Funday

Not sure what to say about this - big balls in your face?

No idea what's going on either, so just watch and make up your own mind.

The weekend is here - don't celebrate like this

So we're just about there. The Geezer is about to crack a beer and watch some previews of the games coming up this weekend - or just read this again for all the typos and blatant errors I made.

I'l be watching all the games just for you, and celebrating every goal, red card and stupid moment (as it gives me something to write about next week). But I won't be doing this - mainly as I can't, but also because if I could, I won't remember it as I'd have to be really drunk (and things that happen when you're drunk don't count!).