Better hope his Mum's not washing the kit!

I've watched this a few times and still can't work out what he's doing!

Grass stains on that white kit won't be good, but at least you got the throw (and didn't make yourself look like an idiot!)

Sunday Funday - in your face

Does anyone love Ronaldo more than his Real Madrid teammates ?

It seems Alvaro Arbeloa seems to be pretty interested in grabbing a piece of Cristiano. Saying that, both Luka Modric and Karim Benzema weren't slow to bend down in front of him!

Can't blame them, he's the King of the World and Greatest of All-Time - according to the most recent Ballon D'Or, which tells the complete history of the game in one trophy.

Why bother with a 'keeper, just water the goalmouth!

Looks like it was going to hit the post anyway!

Probably just the video quality, but the rest of the pitch looks pretty dry - maybe the 'keeper couldn't make it to the bathroom in time - don't fancy heading that ball afterwards!

Wear the referee as a hat? Or just wants the ball back?

Can't really tell whats going on here, but I hope the goalkeeper is just urging the referee to blow the whistle.

Otherwise he's trying to jam his head up his ass in the hope he plays a few more minutes of injury time. Maybe he's hoping to wear the referee as a hat as part of his celebration!

Not sure if it's a Friday funny, or a weird weekender!

Sunday Panda Funday

Couldn't resist this.

The Geezer is softening in his old age!

Neymar may want to remind himself of this

Neymar's start to his career has been slow by his standards. A few assists in a couple of Barcelona appearances - but seems to be fitting in nicely in a team that has won every game so far this season.

Gareth Bale's move to Real Madrid seemed to get more hype, even tho a lot of people would take the Brazilian over the Welshman.

But he's got fantastic talent, and it won't take long for him to start performing. Check out some of his goals on the Internet, or just watch this Bergkamp-esqe goal from his days with Santos.

UPDATE: He scored his first Barca goal less than 3 hours after this was posted - Neymar must follow the Geezer!

Coaching from the sidelines - what are the tactics?

Coaching from the sidelines can be tough. There's only so much you can get across to your players out on the field - most of them probably don't even speak the same language.

So here's two different approaches - who knows what they are trying to say! 3 up front? Short corner? Pick up the big man? Tea and biscuits later?!

 

Will Smith's 'penalty' made me go to the Carlton dance

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was funny, some of his films are good (struggling to name any tho) and he always seemed like a nice enough guy, but Will Smith just blew his credibility.

How hard is it to kick a ball? I'm not asking you to put it in the top corner or find a teammate from 50 yards - just kick the ball. Toe punt it, sidefoot it, or just practice before turning up at an event and making a fool of yourself.

Carlton would be laughing and dancing at your embarrassment now (so here's his video to cheer me up!)

Arsene Wenger no longer throwing coins

Following the acquisition of Mesut Ozil, it's hard to to accuse Arsene Wenger of being tight with the cash.

It only took 8 years of signings like Gervinho, Park Chu-Young, Sebastian Squillaci and Francis Jeffers to force his hand.

But regardless, no one will remember any of that information after seeing this...

Sunday Funday

Not sure what to say about this - big balls in your face?

No idea what's going on either, so just watch and make up your own mind.

Tricks of the trade

Just stand around and watch as I juggle this a few times and half-volley it into the corner.

Don't tackle.

Don't foul.

Just watch. All four of you!

Looked like a foul to me

Imagine getting booked for this

You may as well smash someone and get a card that's worthwhile

Here's hoping for a few of these this season

Who doesn't love a mistake?

Fulham fans would love to Mark Schwarzer make a few of these after he left for Chelsea

Sunday Funday

You have to laugh on a Sunday as you know work is coming the next day. 

This may be the next Diego, although seems he may have more of an American Football build.

You never know with Pepe

Pepe is filth. No matter how good he can be, he makes tackles like this and this on a regular basis.

Reach down, check they're both there and then be thankful you don't have to play against Pepe - although I wouldn't mind playing against Real Madrid or Brazil. I'd even take a kick in the nuts for it!

Why is she running there anyway?

Unless it was raining (like Manchester) or in the monsoon season there is no reason not be running outside anyway. Just because it's hot, or cold, or precious Timmy can't run without AC - running is meant for outdoors. Because this is what happens when you try and run around a football goal.

Just laugh, you know you want to! 

(And yes, I know football should be played outdoors too. On grass. 11 a side.)

The morning after

Tired, hurting, hungover - the perfect start to a Wednesday. Not much more to say, this video sums up where my head is at.

I imagine Thierry Henry has an evil laugh too

So the New York Red Bulls went top of the Eastern Conference with a 3-2 win over Kansas City this weekend, but they should be there with a player like Thierry Henry in their side.

He knows he's better than everyone else in the MLS (even the Deuce), and lauds it over them all! Clap at those minions as they fall over in front of you.

Any wonder John Terry has issues?

Ok, so John Terry has had issues with the police, other players and other player's wives. He's been fined for parking in a disabled bay, been accused of racist comments, supposedly had an affair with Wayne Bridge's wife, and was a Manchester United fan growing up (yes that's a crime). And don't get me started on his family - plenty of undercover reporter stories and Marks & Spencer thieving news on the internet if you need some context.

But I think I have found the reason...trying to head the ball when it's on the floor, not once, but twice!