Coaching from the sidelines - what are the tactics?

Coaching from the sidelines can be tough. There's only so much you can get across to your players out on the field - most of them probably don't even speak the same language.

So here's two different approaches - who knows what they are trying to say! 3 up front? Short corner? Pick up the big man? Tea and biscuits later?!

 

Just go to the bar

Keep it on the deck, play to feet, possession is 9/10 of the law and all that.

Coaching goes out of the window when your keep can't even get the ball of the the box from a goal kick.

 Usually a nasty wind occurs after a few too many beers and a curry, but this is just out of control.