Secretly hoping he got smashed in the face!

Don't jump, don't jump. He can't get it up and down from there.

Next time people shout that at you in the wall, just remember that it's easier than lying on the floor!

Maybe someone should hang upside-down from the crossbar next time!

Better hope his Mum's not washing the kit!

I've watched this a few times and still can't work out what he's doing!

Grass stains on that white kit won't be good, but at least you got the throw (and didn't make yourself look like an idiot!)

Who doesn't like an ass goal?

It may be a reserve team game, but you have to appreciate a goal with your ass - at any level.

Especially as he meant it, not like Sunday league, where ever goal seems to go in off your ass.