Friday fail - looked like a penalty to me

Pretty sure he'll make it as a professional - he has the diving part down already!

Get out of the way, we'll miss the goal

I always wonder with these trick free-kicks whether the 'keeper would have got there anyway.

The distraction is a nice touch, but the free-kick is good enough to go in even without it.

Oh well, just something else to get you through a Friday.

Wear the referee as a hat? Or just wants the ball back?

Can't really tell whats going on here, but I hope the goalkeeper is just urging the referee to blow the whistle.

Otherwise he's trying to jam his head up his ass in the hope he plays a few more minutes of injury time. Maybe he's hoping to wear the referee as a hat as part of his celebration!

Not sure if it's a Friday funny, or a weird weekender!

Friday's debate - penalty or not?

Here's a great piece of skill from South America - quick feet, bamboozled the defender and was in on goal.

But then he goes to ground.

Penalty? Dive? Play on? Don't care because you're still trying to work out how to do the trick?

 

The whole week has felt like this

It's Friday, it's been a slog this week.

Champions League, Europa League, the Jonjo Shelvey show on Monday.

And guess what, there's more to come this weekend. So even if the week has been a puzzle (there's my tedious link to this odd picture), it's time for more football.

When you least expect it

Do we ever look where the ball goes when a penalty is missed? I hear that some of Sergio Ramos' efforts have landed on the moon, Chris Waddle's effort is still rising, and Diana Ross's 1994 effort almost caused her to die of embarrassment. (I'll have to look that up, as she still deserves a slap with a wet fish).

Lessons for the weekend

As all geezers should know, there are various steps you take to get ready for the weekend.

Shower. Clean clothes. Enough beer and kebab money. No chat-up lines. And brush your teeth.

Seems like someone forgot one of the rules.

Or he had the kebab and chili sauce too early - and can't fault him for that.