German legend you don't want to search forMaybe it was the article about Johan De Koch that got me wondering, but I couldn't help thinking about Minge, Ralf Minge.
Check out urban dictionary if you're not sure of the British slang, but it's for the home computer, not the work one.
But anyway, Ralf has his own website (http://www.ralf-minge.de/) - it's probably the last thing people want to see when they are searching for filth - not that the Geezer would know!
Read his wikipedia page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge). The sentences are genius. He was a pretty decent player by all accounts, but you won't be able to read it without laughing.
And what can I say about his picture? I don't know his family, but it's the scariest Minge this Geezer has ever seen.