I always wondered what Sergio Busquets was up to, but I think I've figured it out. He's looking for the weekend. It's just around the corner Sergio. The Bundesliga is starting, the Championship rumbles on, and the Charity Shield is on Sunday. Manchester United face Wigan at Wembley, with United playing the game for the first time since 1985 without Alex Ferguson - old red nose will be at the bar somewhere with Sean Connery no doubt.
So keep an eye out for the weekend. Sergio knows it's coming. He's got an eye on it. Making sure it gets a yellow. But if you don't get a yellow on the weekend, you're doing it wrong.