Monday morning punch to the face

Heavy weekend as always.

Lots of football and beers, perfect for the Geezer.

Not sure if one of these would wake me up, or knock me out - probably the latter.

Women's football and futsal in one post?!!

Someone sent me a link to this, and I was initially hesitant to open - but then realized I open far more treacherous emails and links and it couldn't hurt to check it out.

I've never seen a goal like it at any level, but it's futsal, so doesn't really count !

 

Why do I have to swap shirts with the fat, sweaty guy?

You'd probably get fined and have to buy yourself a new shirt if you did this on  Sunday morning (or if you played for Portsmouth in their current bankrupt state).

But it goes to show, it's always worth asking - especially if she's a hot Swedish soccer player!

The morning after

Tired, hurting, hungover - the perfect start to a Wednesday. Not much more to say, this video sums up where my head is at.

All for equality - Women's football makes me laugh too!

Why not? Women's college soccer in the US. The geezer laughs at everyone equally!

Love how she wipes her face at the end - your nose isn't broken, the red, hot flush in your face is called embarasment!