Tim Cahill needs to step up the gym work!

Tim Cahill has assaulted corner flags for a long time now, scoring goals for Millwall, Everton and the New York Red Bulls, but his celebration may need some work.

This goalkeeper takes on another opponent who can't fight back, although the post is likely to leave a few more bruises than the corner flag does!

Stay on your feet, or don't drink at half-time

We're losing, let's take a quick corner before they can get organized.

Oh, sorry, I'm drunk and didn't notice the corner flag. Shouldn't the flag get a yellow for a late trip?

Maybe my drinking at half-time is why we're losing...