Stay on your feet, or don't drink at half-time

We're losing, let's take a quick corner before they can get organized.

Oh, sorry, I'm drunk and didn't notice the corner flag. Shouldn't the flag get a yellow for a late trip?

Maybe my drinking at half-time is why we're losing...

Touch tight marking

When you're marking a world-class performer like Carlos Valderrama at a corner, you better be sure that you're touch tight. Pretty sure the defender is taking that a literally here, but Carlos doesn't seem too bothered.

Go on son, feel me up - I'm still gonna notch later, and you can tell people that you got me in the mood!