Before or after impact? Either way he's lost

It's not a great picture of the Spanish lad anyway, but he's safe in the knowledge that the boot to the head isn't going to make him uglier!

Straight red? And that could be blood or a card, up to the ref to decide.

Put your foot through it - the ball, not his head!

The Monday morning feeling of coming back to work....

That will get you going better than a coffee.