Not your typical soccer knockout

How did you get injured?

I took my teammates arse to the face.

Ok, moving on....

Joey Cole, always believe in your soul..

You've got the power to know, you're indestructible, always believe in, that you are Gold...

Ok, enough Spandau Ballet.

Joe Cole has left West Ham again, but seeing as it's World Cup season, why not watch his goal v Sweden in the 2006 tournament.

Don't mess with the ref !

Is Jack Wilshere's career over?

Of course it's not, but he may he's lucky to have had a son called Archie and a daughter named Delilah by age 22, because he's unlikely to have more after this tackle!

*and on second look it seems it may have caught him in the thigh, but who knows, some people have all the luck!

Stubbed his toe? Or a sniper in the stands?

We've all been there, just most of us don't get paid for playing soccer for a living!

What are goalkeepers thinking?

It must be a pretty lonely job, especially on a good team.

But you have to concentrate, and the best goalkeepers are ready to make that big save when they are called upon.

Then there are the other times. Are 'keepers thinking about food? women? why they weren't good enough to play on the field?

Maybe they should think about how to deal with what's going on, and how to save the ball...and not look like an idiot.

This one is tough, but what is he doing? It looks like it hits him in the face on the way down!

Benzema and Ronaldo celebrate qualification

This made me laugh this morning - because big cartoon heads have a way of doing that!

Even Mr. Mourinho got in on the act!

Another angle would be nice, but technique is great

So I can't really see how his body shapes that way, but goals are goals, and who doesn't love seeing them?

Beats working.

Worth a second look - it's against Spurs too!

The Europa League is chugging along nicely, and it made me think of this goal from last season's competition.

Samuel Umtiti with the screamer for Lyon, and it was against Tottenham too, so I had to post it.

How can you not love goals like this?

Not much to say on this one, but it makes me smile.

Quality goals don't need words, unless you're a blog writing about football (oh wait....)

Fans will celebrate anything - extra points for accuracy

I am by no way condoning throwing things at the linesman (assistant referee/flagboy/benson/whatever), but it seems these fans hadn't had anything to celebrate for a while - apparently you can't insert Arsenal jokes here anymore because they have Ozil !

And fair play to the fan. It's a great shot. And the linesman didn't roll around on the floor like he'd been shot, he just didn't flag for offside again, but it was worth it.

Just imagine if these fans got to celebrate winning a trophy.

Stay on your feet, or don't drink at half-time

We're losing, let's take a quick corner before they can get organized.

Oh, sorry, I'm drunk and didn't notice the corner flag. Shouldn't the flag get a yellow for a late trip?

Maybe my drinking at half-time is why we're losing...

Non-trick of the trade

This still makes me laugh - yes, I do mean the fact that he managed to get an England cap.

Usually the left foot is for standing on, so use the right leg to foul yourself!

David Dunn, take it away...