The weekend is here - don't celebrate like this

So we're just about there. The Geezer is about to crack a beer and watch some previews of the games coming up this weekend - or just read this again for all the typos and blatant errors I made.

I'l be watching all the games just for you, and celebrating every goal, red card and stupid moment (as it gives me something to write about next week). But I won't be doing this - mainly as I can't, but also because if I could, I won't remember it as I'd have to be really drunk (and things that happen when you're drunk don't count!).

Love or Hate him?

Ok, so Real Madrid beat Chelsea in a huge tournament last night, something that indicated exactly how the season is going to finish (put your bets on the LA Galaxy beating Juventus every time they meet this year).

But one genuine thing that did occur was another fantastic free-kick from Cristiano. And then a celebration to prove what a bell-end he is - look that word up in Urban Dictionary if you're unsure!

So there's this...

Followed by this...

Couldn't we have one without the other? Or do they go hand-in-hand?