Friday fail - looked like a penalty to me

Pretty sure he'll make it as a professional - he has the diving part down already!

Ever think Keith Andrews and Syria would be in the same sentence?

Are referees fighting back after recent abuse?

This shouldn't really count because it's Keith Andrews, and how he ever became a professional, let alone an international is beyond the Geezer.

I was hoping he just fell down at the feet of Xavi to show his respect, but it looks like he grabs his hamstring once he hits the floor.

He's probably hoping for a card, but should take one himself. Or asked to be subbed.

Maybe it's because the ref looks like the President of Syria that Andrews went down so easily - but this is a football blog, so political references are out.

Taylor's red card had nothing on this

Steven Taylor has been sent off for Newcastle against Man City - his team were getting thumped anyway, but the sending off seemed pretty soft.

He raises his arms, but Sergio Aguero runs into him, then goes down like he's been shot.

It's not a red card, and with City already 2-0 up at the time (now 4 and counting after Yaya Toure's fantastic free kick and Nasri's tidy finish), Newcastle are just trying to save face on the opening day. Can't wait for Alan Pardew's assessment of the decision.

Meanwhile, here's a proper red card to keep you entertained!