Why is today so slow? I need more football

Some exciting qualifiers in Europe on Friday, a great comeback from Colombia to draw 3-3 with Chile, goals galore in the African playoff games, and now it's Monday.

Hurry up and be done so we can get to the big games on Tuesday.

I am a soccer junkie, I need my fix.

Without it, I feel like this...

Monday morning punch to the face

Heavy weekend as always.

Lots of football and beers, perfect for the Geezer.

Not sure if one of these would wake me up, or knock me out - probably the latter.

Fans everywhere know it's Monday

This image is from Burkina Faso against Ethiopia - maybe not a game that will long in the memory, but it does always remind me that it's Monday.

Monday morning feeling

Some people are probably excited for the Manchester United v Chelsea game later, but it's still Monday morning and I still want to be in bed.

Feeling like a Manchester City fans this morning...

Weekend feeling

It's Friday, we're all ready for the weekend, but don't you get that feeling that something's not quite right?

Somehow I feel like I've had my pants pulled down - I think it's the realization that there are only 48 hours to go and enjoy yourself before Monday rolls around.

So here's a bad joke, and a image of having your pants pulled down! Enjoy.

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I've written a book about a man who exposes his penis on a particular day of the week.

It's out Monday.

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