Sunday morning ball to the face

I'm not sure who will have more of a red face.

Should it be the guy 'shooting'? That's lucky if it goes out for a throw-in.

Or the fat man in the middle who is going to have cauliflower ear in the morning?

And that's ball in the face, not balls in the face for all of you who googled something different!

Stay out of the Championship - it's all a bit weird!

Reading v QPR - should have been a decent game between two teams relegated from the Premier League last year.

I don't know how I wrote that sentence. Was trying to justify this clip. 

The quality of writing on this site is just getting worse!