Stay on your feet, or don't drink at half-time

We're losing, let's take a quick corner before they can get organized.

Oh, sorry, I'm drunk and didn't notice the corner flag. Shouldn't the flag get a yellow for a late trip?

Maybe my drinking at half-time is why we're losing...

Why is she running there anyway?

Unless it was raining (like Manchester) or in the monsoon season there is no reason not be running outside anyway. Just because it's hot, or cold, or precious Timmy can't run without AC - running is meant for outdoors. Because this is what happens when you try and run around a football goal.

Just laugh, you know you want to! 

(And yes, I know football should be played outdoors too. On grass. 11 a side.)