He apologized, so maybe just a yellow!

Describe this for me...

I think he'd be lucky to escape some jail time!

How not to celebrate; Straight red in my book

It's not a Sunday Funday, this type of thing will leave teeth marks!

I'm not sure what kind of celebration this is, but it seems a little more friendly than a chest bump of a high five!

Taylor's red card had nothing on this

Steven Taylor has been sent off for Newcastle against Man City - his team were getting thumped anyway, but the sending off seemed pretty soft.

He raises his arms, but Sergio Aguero runs into him, then goes down like he's been shot.

It's not a red card, and with City already 2-0 up at the time (now 4 and counting after Yaya Toure's fantastic free kick and Nasri's tidy finish), Newcastle are just trying to save face on the opening day. Can't wait for Alan Pardew's assessment of the decision.

Meanwhile, here's a proper red card to keep you entertained!

Who taught you to tackle?

Is this a football clip?

Not sure what league this is, but I don't think a 'high foot' really explains what's going on

I didn't think it could get much worse than the Wellington Smith clip from last week, but this is up there. Really up there, up by his earhole up there!