The American

"High Kicking, Low Scoring"

I swear not all Americans think of soccer as a "high kicking and low scoring" affair...but most do. 

As usual, the Simpsons hit the nail on the head with the following clip parodying the average American's perception of  the game itself with Springfield getting its first taste of soccer.

And there's no reason why even the most hardcore fans can't find this amusing while still appreciating the games of Adiaga, Adiaga II, Badiaga, Aruglia and Pizzoza.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to the Mexico-Portugal match.