Football Geezer

How did you get injured? I took my teammates arse to the face. Ok, moving on....

A missed chance to be United? My father likes to joke that he’s cousins with Manchester City Football Club owner Sheikh Mansour bin ...

Even Zlatan dug this sexy goal Yes, the Jordanian Premier League isn't one of the top competitions in the world but this goal w...

A 2-0 defeat to Ukraine in a friendly 3 months before the World Cup in Brazil isn’t an awful result. A loss is never great, but at this ...

Quietly and under the radar, the 55th edition of the Copa Libertadores kicks off tonight as 38 clubs fight to raise the continent's...

It's not a great picture of the Spanish lad anyway, but he's safe in the knowledge that the boot to the head isn't going to m...

You've done the hard work, but who wants to just tap it in. Either stop it, bend down and head it in, or blast it as hard as you can. ...

No surprise to see Damien Duff on the bench, and think this may be the only way Jermain Defoe ever gets to start!

Is it really almost 25 years since Michael Thomas lifted the ball over Bruce Grobbelaar to give Arsenal a 2-0 win and the league title at...

Porto against Benfica, 3-2 and you need the ball back. What do you do? Smash the guy and give away a free-kick or just start humping the guy...

I expected to see some brutal tackles, awful pitches and awful football in the Scottish league. I was right. But this is a nice little t...

Couldn't resist this. The Geezer is softening in his old age!

This could be you dancing last night, or fighting for your place in the kebab line after a few too many sherberts. But it's Saturday...

Heavy weekend as always. Lots of football and beers, perfect for the Geezer. Not sure if one of these would wake me up, or knock me out ...

This picture was taken on a Sunday morning - you would have thought the Archbishop/Priest/Cardinal (whatever he is) had something better to ...

It's Friday, it's been a slog this week. Champions League, Europa League, the Jonjo Shelvey show on Monday. And guess what, ther...

Raul 'Superman' Fernandez looks forward to tough task in Metropolis Peruvian National 'keeper speaks exclusively to ...

This image is from Burkina Faso against Ethiopia - maybe not a game that will long in the memory, but it does always remind me that it's...

The US can pretty much qualify tonight, and pile the pressure on the old enemy Tonight is the night, fellow Americans.  While...

The soccer gods aren't all against you, they just don't care  The Geezer supports England and West Ham United; yours truly fo...