Football Geezer

Stop fighting me on this, Liverpool fans. Stop analyzing. Let some stat jockey apply the science at a later date. Let the computer-gener...

There are a lot of average footballers in the picture above. But they cost well over $100 million, and are probably not as good combined ...

I always wonder with these trick free-kicks whether the 'keeper would have got there anyway. The distraction is a nice touch, but the ...

Just watch, then tell me the MLS has no quality. It's not perfect, but what league it? If there was just some more consistency, as who...

It may be a reserve team game, but you have to appreciate a goal with your ass - at any level. Especially as he meant it, not like Sunday...

Watch this clip below. Konstantin Fring scores a quality set-piece for Rot-Weiss Essen in the Bundesliga. But all it made me thing was, ...

Neymar's start to his career has been slow by his standards. A few assists in a couple of Barcelona appearances - but seems to be fittin...

Thanks to the Chicago connection for this. Nice to bag one of these in training, but save it for the big time - or just dream about it whi...

The man with the worst celebration in football still seems to get excited about scoring goals. He's into double figures with the LA G...

It seems Jose Mourinho has found a way to get Fernando Torres back in form. Let him play with no goalkeeper. I was a little worried he was...

Ok, so Real Madrid beat Chelsea in a huge tournament last night, something that indicated exactly how the season is going to finish (put you...

AS Roma schooled the MLS All-Stars in 3-1 victory Italian giants dominated the game, as Totti stood out as the star performer It wasn...

So I hope I didn't alienate any female readers with our explanation of the offside rule. As a little bit of an apology, today's Geez...

Zlatan is a fantastic talent, there's no denying that He's not lazy, you just wish you could see him produce all the time The S...

To follow up the South American vibe, here's 37 year-old Clarence Clyde Seedorf scoring a beauty for Botafogo against Gremio. He's...