Football Geezer

I've watched this a few times and still can't work out what he's doing! Grass stains on that white kit won't be good, but ...

It seems Alvaro Arbeloa seems to be pretty interested in grabbing a piece of Cristiano. Saying that, both Luka Modric and Karim Benzema ...

Looks like it was going to hit the post anyway! Probably just the video quality, but the rest of the pitch looks pretty dry - maybe the...

Can't really tell whats going on here, but I hope the goalkeeper is just urging the referee to blow the whistle. Otherwise he's tr...

Couldn't resist this. The Geezer is softening in his old age!

Neymar's start to his career has been slow by his standards. A few assists in a couple of Barcelona appearances - but seems to be fittin...

Coaching from the sidelines can be tough. There's only so much you can get across to your players out on the field - most of them probab...

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was funny, some of his films are good (struggling to name any tho) and he always seemed like a nice enough guy, but ...

Following the acquisition of Mesut Ozil, it's hard to to accuse Arsene Wenger of being tight with the cash. It only took 8 years of si...

Not sure what to say about this - big balls in your face? No idea what's going on either, so just watch and make up your own mind. ...

Just stand around and watch as I juggle this a few times and half-volley it into the corner. Don't tackle. Don't foul. Just wa...

Imagine getting booked for this You may as well smash someone and get a card that's worthwhile

Who doesn't love a mistake? Fulham fans would love to Mark Schwarzer make a few of these after he left for Chelsea

You have to laugh on a Sunday as you know work is coming the next day.  This may be the next Diego, although seems he may have more of an...

Pepe is filth. No matter how good he can be, he makes tackles like this  and this  on a regular basis. Reach down, check they're both ...

Unless it was raining (like Manchester) or in the monsoon season there is no reason not be running outside anyway. Just because it's hot...

Tired, hurting, hungover - the perfect start to a Wednesday. Not much more to say, this video sums up where my head is at.

So the New York Red Bulls went top of the Eastern Conference with a 3-2 win over Kansas City this weekend, but they should be there with a p...

Ok, so John Terry has had issues with the police, other players and other player's wives. He's been fined for parking in a disabled ...