Football Geezer

How did you get injured? I took my teammates arse to the face. Ok, moving on....

You've got the power to know, you're indestructible, always believe in, that you are Gold... Ok, enough Spandau Ballet . Joe Col...

Of course it's not, but he may he's lucky to have had a son called Archie and a daughter named Delilah by age 22, because he's ...

We've all been there, just most of us don't get paid for playing soccer for a living!

It must be a pretty lonely job, especially on a good team. But you have to concentrate, and the best goalkeepers are ready to make that bi...

This made me laugh this morning - because big cartoon heads have a way of doing that! Even Mr. Mourinho got in on the act!

So I can't really see how his body shapes that way, but goals are goals, and who doesn't love seeing them? Beats working.

The Europa League is chugging along nicely, and it made me think of this goal from last season's competition. Samuel Umtiti with the s...

Not much to say on this one, but it makes me smile. Quality goals don't need words, unless you're a blog writing about football (o...

I am by no way condoning throwing things at the linesman (assistant referee/flagboy/benson/whatever), but it seems these fans hadn't had...

We're losing, let's take a quick corner before they can get organized. Oh, sorry, I'm drunk and didn't notice the corner f...

This still makes me laugh - yes, I do mean the fact that he managed to get an England cap. Usually the left foot is for standing on, so us...