Football Geezer

Pretty sure he'll make it as a professional - he has the diving part down already!

I always wonder with these trick free-kicks whether the 'keeper would have got there anyway. The distraction is a nice touch, but the ...

Can't really tell whats going on here, but I hope the goalkeeper is just urging the referee to blow the whistle. Otherwise he's tr...

Here's a great piece of skill from South America - quick feet, bamboozled the defender and was in on goal. But then he goes to ground....

It's Friday, it's been a slog this week. Champions League, Europa League, the Jonjo Shelvey show on Monday. And guess what, ther...

Do we ever look where the ball goes when a penalty is missed? I hear that some of Sergio Ramos' efforts have landed on the moon, Chris W...

As all geezers should know, there are various steps you take to get ready for the weekend. Shower. Clean clothes. Enough beer and kebab mo...